Heloo. I think it’s time I wrote a new blog.
Well, now that I’ve come to do it I can’t be arsed to. Lets just type and see what happens.
FIRSTLY. Lets talk about Germany! Oh wow what a trip that was… I didn’t wanna go in the first place. The only thing I was excited for was the plane ride! xD Sad I know, but I aint been on a plane for years! So Because I thought Dusseldorf didn’t look that nasty of a place, I thought me and Louise would go reallly early to the place, so we can look around.
I was out side Louise’s house at… 3:30am.. I think it was.. And then we drove to the tram stop were my dad dropped me and her off. We got the tram to B’ham which took about 10 minutes or something, although it did feel like longer. We went to Snowhill and then walked to New St. When we got there we looked at the trains to see when the next train to Birmingham International would be. There wasn’t anyone taking the tickets at the station, so me and Louise just didn’t pay xD
We got on the train that was really full for 6:00 in the morning. So we got off at B’ham International and got the Sky Link Service to Terminal 1. We checked in out luggage and went to chnage Louise’s money into Euro’s. After that we brought some drinks then looked at some planes in the big glass window thing. It was like, 6:45 at this time and a man was plane spotting already!! Anyway, We went through Security and then waited in the Departure room, until we saw the gate out flight was leaving from. Because we’re mongs, me and Louise ran all the way to the gate to be the first on the plane xD. We was! HURAH! Although it really didn’t matter as we had out seat numbers xD.
So the plane took off. We Luaghed, took pictures, had a sandwich and ornage juice, then landed! We got to the Airport, and it was quite nice. Actually, it was the nicest thing about the city! So anyway. We went to the station at the Airport, trying to figure out how the hell to get a damn train ticket, when a random man come out of nowhere! xD He was really nice though. Got us the ticket, and got us on the right train, to the right train station.
Me and Louise got alittle lost, well, when I say lost, I mean we kept going roung in circles, well, SQUARES! when we noticed we was in some-sort of porn Street! It was like one massivse street on porn! Gay porn, straight porn! No lesbian porn. Not that I noticed anyway. And at the end of PORN street, was a little square part of grass that smelt of PEE! I mean, what to German do!! Urgh. Anyway. We found the hotel, after 30 minutes, and we checked in and went to our room. By this time it was only about 1:00 xD
We got alittle bored, and I was tired, so I went to sleep for a while. I don’t know how long. Anyway.. We looked for some food in the city, didn’t gee really far, as we just ordered room service from the hotel. We was probably known as the English chip people xD. Anyway. We ate, and we sang. “All night long” Nah, we sang Pink and Katy Perry. I feel sorry for the people in the room next to us xD.
We woke up. And my God was it cold outside! We left the hotel at about 12:00-ish.. I think. We tried to ask someone about what train to get to the ISS Dome.. We didn’t get far. We just brought Pringles and pop! So we walked around abit. Got really lost! Then went back to the hotel, and went back out to ask someone. We got on the right train! Got off at the right stop! And walked what felt like the longest Road ever. We had to walk through this really scary allyway. At the end of it this German man helped us out and told us where the ISS Dome was. Man, I hope I never see that damn place again! All I remember is “DANKERS” Ahahahahaha… Anyway.. Tarja came, she went, we went xD. Tracked all the way back to the train station. Man, it was cold! It was the coldest I have ever been! It was -4 and we had the wind too! ¬_¬.
Anyway, we get to the train station and some German girls ask for “Joint Papers” I thought she was talking about us being Married or something! Turned out she wanted Rollup paper! I mean, why didn’t she just say that!! It would be easier!! One of her friends mocked us about being English and saying she couldn’t speak English. Which was abit funny as she said “We don’t speak English!” IN ENGLISH! Anyway…
We got on the trian back to the hotel, went to the hotel and went to bed.
Sunday was boring, so I won’t talk about it xD
Monday we was scared about the Room Service and the time on the phone xD So, we looked at our bill and it said 27 Euros. I was like “OH!” That’s not so bad! So we check out and it turns out we owed 105 euros!!! So I said “we’re going to the cash machine and never returned xD We got on the first train to the airport and tried to get an eairlier flight. We had to pay 50 euros so we didn’t do it. We just waited around the airport for like 7 -8 hours xD
Got home and we all cried! The end!!
